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Obama Care

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:09 pm
by Deeps (deleted)
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health
care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile,
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,
while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would
indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that
this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say
no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the assholes in Washington .


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