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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:03 am
by eribanaut • | 1.228 Posts

Today I received an email saying "Knock Knock"

It was a Jehovah's witness working from home

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:16 pm
by eribanaut • | 1.228 Posts

Just been out for a morning walk ad I passed a farmer tying a big bell round the neck of a cow. " Why do you put bells on cows"? I said.
He looked at me like a stupid townie and spoke very slowly and carefully . "Because the horns don't work ", he said.

Dave

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:19 am
by eribanaut • | 1.228 Posts

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt – prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will be murdered this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the mystic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: “Will I be acquitted?
Dave

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:21 pm
by Randa france • | 12.889 Posts

OK Mr Motters. We know that you're very handy with wood but during this lockdown don't you think you are taking things a bit too far?

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What's that you say? You got the idea from Dave Baker Eribanaut?

Randa

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:32 pm
by eribaMotters • | 5.328 Posts

Woodn't work.
I must admit it is exciting , well compared to what I have been up to. I have been so bored that today I sorted through the logs I cut up for the fire last year. I pulled the loose bark off them and tore it up into bark mulch. 3 hrs of joy.

Colin

aka Oscar - Audi A3 1.5 petrol _ ex 430, 552, camplet trailer tent, 310, now a nice white 2017 430.
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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:34 pm
by eribanaut • | 1.228 Posts

Careful Roger, I know where you live I know where you keep your Eriba I know where Amanda keeps her wool

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:24 am
by Islay Corbel (deleted)
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Foil Arms and Hog, Give us the vax. OH YES!!!
https://youtu.be/iiEP6UZ8X_4

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:01 pm
by eribanaut • | 1.228 Posts

Brilliant
Dave

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:01 pm
by Crystal • | 245 Posts

At the end of the lockdown, if you could choose between a romantic trip away with the Mrs, or an evening of beers with the lads followed by a curry, what would you go for?
A. Jalfrezi
B. Rogan Josh
c. Vindaloo
D. Tikka Masala

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Wed May 05, 2021 11:29 am
by Randa france • | 12.889 Posts

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Wed May 05, 2021 12:05 pm
by Steamdrivenandy • | 1.011 Posts

It's an incentive for you to find me a van

I had nothing to do on this hot afternoon
But to settle down and write you a line
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#462

RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat May 15, 2021 7:28 pm
by JohnE (deleted)
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And now they're expecting us to cut down on our drinking.

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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat May 15, 2021 7:47 pm
by chasnick • | 69 Posts

Not sure which direction you are heading this evening Colin but just heard that an Ann Summers lorry has overturned on the A303 and there's a seven mile tail back due to rubber knickers!!


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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat May 15, 2021 7:58 pm
by Captain Calamity • | 349 Posts

Shortest joke competition ...

"Deodorant please"
"Certainly sir. The ball type?"
"No. Just for the underarms"

I'm here all week!


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RE: Can we do jokes?

in Anything that's not Eriba-related. Sat May 15, 2021 7:58 pm
by Captain Calamity • | 349 Posts

Shortest joke competition ...

"Deodorant please"
"Certainly sir. The ball type?"
"No. Just for the underarms"

I'm here all week!


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